SELF - WHAT A FOOL BELIEVES

Yacht Rock is eternal and will never die. Here's a cover of the Doobie Brothers "What A Fool Believes" by Self. It makes me happy.

KLEPTONES - UPTIME/DOWNTIME

Fans of mash and bastard pop, rejoice! Kleptones is back. With TWO separate and distinct mixes. "Uptime" is all screamin' awesomeness...Beastie Boys doing battle with Prodigy, Guns N Roses Vs. Cybotron....Flying Pickets!?!!?....Munk!?!? Awesome.

"Downtime" is...exactly that...downtime. I'm chillin' to it right now.
Uptime by The Kleptones

Head to the Kleptones site to nab them both in hi rez glory...
http://www.kleptones.com/pages/downloads_ud.html
For a full breakdown of all samples, check the Wiki mess...
Kleptones Uptime/Downtime

HEIDI MONTAG, YOU SUCK!!!

So reality star Heidi Montags musical opus "Superficial" has to date, sold a stunning 658 copies since its release. I imagine it's a total piece of shit. Wow. There is Right in this world. Although I feel bad for her, cutting up her face with all that plastic surgery. What a freak. Maybe it's 3 AM, maybe I've had too much wine but if you had the kind of night I had, then you'd be drunk too. I suggest listening to these songs instead of Heidi Montag.
WARPAINT "BILLIE HOLIDAY"
METRONOMY "WHAT DO I DO NOW?"

DAVID GUETTA & POSSIBLE WILL.I.AM IDENITY CRISIS????

So, after a slew of DJing gigs at the gay bar, I'm shamefully enjoying half of the David Guetta album "One Love". I've always (and perhaps wrongly) lumped the majority of Guetta fans in the Homo and Guido camps (in depth Jersey Shore post to follow)...and I'm not saying that as a bad thing. In fact, I'm a little queer at times, so it makes sense. Thank you boyz, for showing me half the way.

Anyhow, one of my favorite tracks "I Wanna Go Crazy" features Will.I.Am What's kinda weird is that he seems to be channeling his inner Divine. Decide for yourself.

DAVID GUETTA & WILL.I.AM "I WANNA GO CRAZY"


DIVINE "JUNGLE JEZEBEL"


I also enjoy the subject matter, where Will tells us of his desire to get with a Suicide Girl. I did once, in Portland. Her name was Stormy, and she was too hot. Good times. You can find her photo on the ever so handy "Scene Sluts By State" website.

AIR: THE SEXIEST BAND EVER?

I just got a Chantelle Caprice demi bra. I've been waiting to get one of these for a hell of a long time. It's a true nipple skimmer, and pretty damned femme. I almost cannot bear to go without it for any amount of time. No, that is not me in the photo but rest assured I rock it just as hard as the model does.


If there were to be some sort of musical accompaniment for this proclamation, I'm gonna have to go with tried and true AIR for the French sexiness. Good thing they have a gorgeous new video out for "So Light Is Her Footfall". Bad thing is, Astralwerks has disabled embedding so you're gonna have to click on through to the other side for visuals.
OFFICIAL VID

AUDIO: "SO LIGHT IS HER FOOTFALL"

HANDSOME FURS

When I'm hanging out with my clever muso friends, I like to play a game called "X + Y = ???" It's pretty fun. In this case, it'd be Joe Strummer + Suicide = Handsome Furs.
Face Control snuck onto my top ten of '09 list at the very last second. The deciding factor being a kickass makeout session to the second half of the album. TMI? Piss off, I'm doing y'all a favour and helping to get you laid.


THY WILL BE DONE


RADIO KALININGRAD

SEPHORA WHORA

I recently came to the realization that Music isn't everything in life. Don't get me wrong, it's fuckin' important but there are other things..like shoes...and eyeshadow..and crotchless panties.

On the quest for the most effective wrinkle cream ever, I've become a Sephora vulture. I'm totally into this Make Up Forever eyeshadow.


I'm also super feelin' Frances Smiley lingerie. They make the classiest crotchless panty around. In silk, mothafuckas. Don't let the Nicole Ritchie endorsements scare you off.


http://www.francessmilylingerie.com

I TOOK A BREAK/THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY

So,
I decided to blog tonight and though it's 2 am this should not be considered a drunk post by any means. I got bored with the scene, got busy djing, and busy getting single. There's my explanation, take it or leave it. Whatever, I'm back. I think.
Let's see how this goes.

During my little dark night of the soul Midnight Juggernauts proved to be one of my favorite bands. Fukka I cannot wait to enjoy this new album.