PSYCHOKILLER...QU'EST QUE C'EST?

My handy info updater informs Cobrapants that crazy serial killer Charles Manson (you know, the guy on all the T-Shirts?) has released a new record. At first, I was all, WTF?! They get recording rigs in lockdown? Charlie's running Garageband on a hand me down Mac? At any rate, it's pretty lo-fi, consisting of Manson singing while accompanying himself on acoustic guitar. I'm sure some clever fool will likely do a mashup/edit and throw some beats under it at some point. Anyhow, for all you folk purists out there (a HUGE portion of the Cobrapants audience, no doubt)...or those of you into crazy music by outsider freaks...(Ah! Got you there!)

Get all the info and download links at:
WIRED

I'm not posting a pic of Manson because the fucker has a swastika on his forehead.
Who does that?

I will however, post this amazing mashup by hilariously named
Arty Fufkin. It's a beautiful piece of work. Let it banish all bad karma in this post.

CrazyLogic.mp3
"Crazy Logic"
Mashup by Arty Fufkin
Supertramp "Logical Song"
Gnarls Barkley "Crazy"

SCHADENFREUDE FRIDAY!

Well, it's news by now that Supermodel
Naomi Campbell was hauled off a flight and arrested for assault...again. I said elsewhere they should lobotomize this freak and then she'll behave like the good l'il clotheshanger she should be. Cobrapants does not advocate violence in any forms, but wonders why nobody has put this byotch in her place yet. Remember, self defense isn't a crime!

GRRRRRRR!!!! NO COKE MAKE NAOMI AAAANGRRRRYYYYYYY!!!!

This punchy themed post also gives me the opportunity to throw up a track by France's
The Shoes. They are delightful.

Their track "Knockout" is like...the Rocky theme song, if it came out on Ed Banger records. Tense guitar noodling, big smashy hits, hollered boxing references a plenty. I guess this is what would happen when if you denied the French their wine and they got upset. I think the original version on their myspace is tops, but the version currently floating around on (surprisingly few) blogs is the 80Kidz remix.
80Kidz MySpace Which...also sounds alot like something on Ed Banger. That being said..don't hate...congratulate, cause this is definitely a standout and top notch track. I give it two clenched bloody fists up!

KnockOut_80Kidzmix_.mp3
Knockout!
The Shoes
Eightykidz RMX

I WANT THIS ON A T SHIRT (Dress?)

Seems as though my prayers are answered.

I think I'd still rather make my own. He helps those who help themselves, lol.

SO BAD IT'S GOOD

So yesterday I engaged in a lively discussion about some of the worst videos on youtube. I must admit, I enjoyed many of them. On so many levels. The first offering for consideration is "When The Rain Begins To Fall" by Pia Zadora and Jermaine Jackson. In this vid, Pia appears to be held emotionallly captive by a bunch of scooter riding, white towel wearing Eurotrash new wavers from Ibiza with bad attitudes and cool sunglasses, and it is Jermaine's job to rescue her. Innntense.



Satin pajama pants? Bad robot dancing? Mid 80's funk sluts? Flashing lazers? The floating head of Tubbs from Miami Vice? This could truly be the best video ever made. Yet somehow, it is not.


What's interesting to note is that if you compare this vid with Snoop's vid posted yesterday...they're not that dissimilar in style. Yet one works and...one does not. It's just that Snoop magic, ya know?

SNOOP DOGG...EGO TRIPPIN

Chrrrist almighty this album is awesome. Cobrapants likes albums that take you on a trip, there's not enough artists out there these days willing or able to take that risk. Snoops 9th album takes us from smooth, to hyphy epics ("Life Of Da Party"), to old school Prince inspired jams, to country...yes...country and it's a wicked song...and some plain old fucked up awesome production on tracks like "Let It Out" and "Gangsta Like Me".."Staxxx In My Jeans" is fuck-off good. I'll have what Snoop's smokin'.

It took like, an extra week for Sexual Seduction to whap me over the head, oh but has it ever.
Fuckin' sweet video.

Oh! So freakin' SMOOTH!

tion_FyreDepartmentft.Robyn_.mp3
Sexual Eruption
Snoop Dogg ft. Robyn
Fyre Department RMX

NEW MSTRKRFT "BOUNCE"

F I DDNT MNTN THS, L TH OTHR BLGS WLL SHN ME FR BNG NCOOL. SO, GT RDY...I KNW Y'L BN WATN FR NW MSTRKRFT. THS TRK FETRS TH FBULUS ISIS FRM THNDRHEIST, N ACT DFNITLY WRTH CHKN OWT.

Y'all can download "Bounce" at
RCRDLBL


All I do is pawty!
All I do is pawty!
All I do is pawty!
All I do is pawty!
All I do is pawty!

CAN I SMELL YO DICK???

Surely you've heard it. Or of it. Much debate rages about this tune. Let's have a listen, shall we?


Now, usually I'd be all up and into this kinda thing. Nobody supports strong willed foul mouthed female musicians more than Cobrapants. Buuut, there's just something about this track that bugged me...and I couldn't put my finger on it. A lot of people are touting this tune as the ultimate in feminism. I don't see it. To me, it's a crying shame that she HAS to smell Playa's dick. The sad little piano lick and plaintive whine of Riskay makes it even more pathetic. See, MY song would go more like "If I Got Reason To Smell Yo Dick I'm Taking The Houses, The Cars, The Bank Accounts Or At Least Fuckin' Yo Ass Up. Permanently."

Much better song, I think.
At any rate, it's been signed by veteran Danny Glass, who brought us artists like Vanilla Ice, Kittie and Baha Men. I see the connection here.

It seems appropriate to post a novelty song, on this First Day of April, so enjoy your Riskay...

I'll be over here listening to this instead...

ixft.J-Cast_A-Clay_LeeMajor_.mp3
What A Fool Believes (Chew Fu Hustle Song Refix)
J-Cast, A-Clay & Lee Majors vs. The Doobie Brothers

Happy April Fools!
xo
Cobrapants