BUFFALO GALS LOST THEIR DADDY TODAY

Sigh. And so we lose another one. Malcolm McClaren has died. Gee, where to start? Making the Sex Pistols famous, mashing world music, rap and a major force in creating DJ culture, Mr Vivienne Westwood for a time, he was a true Renaissance Man. A provocateur. He was a fucking visionary. Rest in peace, Genius.

IT'S ONLY WAFER THIN......

So, being a bit of a foodie (more on my Montreal caviar exploits to come) I have this secret wafer obsession. My favorites are made by the Italian company Loacker...and well, I've found a new flavour that is the equivalent of crack cocaine.



"Fine milk chocolate, let your senses seduce you with the irresistible taste of fresh coconut flakes and delicate milk chocolate."

Bascially, I want to make love to this wafer.
The Bird and the Bee - One On One.mp3

I AM GOING ON A DATE WITH JOAN JETT

Well, I'm not. But with my current Polvore obsession, I'm making pretty outfits just in case the opportunity pops up. Very inspiring.

A Milli\'l Sister (Lil Wayne vs Queens Of The Stone Age).mp3

POLYVORE IS EVIL AWESOME

I'm not really a "girly girl". But there's something appealing about playing with paper dolls and pretty outfits. If you have the same secret leanings, head over to POLYVORE and lose your fucking shit. I just put this little look book together, the theme/title is "Dynasty". Hells yeah. With added bonus runway tunes by DJ LeClown.

WICKED SARABANDE - DJ LECLOWN VS HANDEL & BUSTA RHYMES


wicked-sarabande-1.mp3

AIR SHOW

Oh Jesus Christ I am going to be seeing Air in like, EIGHT HOURS. Just to be clear, they are so good I actually weep when I see them play. And I don't give a fuck who knows it. Can't wait to hear Love 2 live. Trying not to spoil it with too many Youtube searches but I gotta know. Damn, it's gonna be awwwwesome. Especially if there's no douchebag standing beside me yapping his head off.

TROLOLO LOL

I've been busy, but I had to post what I think is the best thing I've seen all week. Besides the new Hot Chip video.

Meet...This Guy.


Due to the spectacularly awesomeness of said song and lipsynch performance, world wide demand for a tour has ensued. This is an update on his career from Russian TV.

IT'S OKAY TO BE PRETTY

I used to think I needed to be all hard all the time. My mom always asks me "why don't you sing prettier like your friend that Feist girl? You'd make a lot more money".

Siigh. Maybe I'm getting maudlin as I get older, but maybe mom is right. Not about the money thing...I'm just more in touch with things of beauty lately. And less ashamed to admit it.

The Charlotte Gainsbourg album is pretty good. This is my favorite track, hands down. She nails that creepy sexy thing. She's a Gainsbourg, it's in her blood.

THE NEW HOT CHIP ALBUM IS AWESOME

I can't stop playing it. It makes me so happy. It's perfect for keeping pep in my step on the crosstrainer at the gym...and also for languid makeout sessions. So down with it.
Sadly, the vid won't embed, so click thru for the awesome fisheye lens crazy perspective visuals.
WATCH "ONE LIFE STAND" VID
I think I'm gonna paint my livingroom like that. I was so wrong to think horizontal stripes would look odd.


Also. I found my glasses. They're gonna be ready next week. I didn't go with Super frames because when I tried them on...they were fucking massive for my little face. Like, stupidly massive. Beyond the pale massive. So I've opted for a more tasteful and proportioned variation from the Oliver Goldsmith "Legacy Collection". I realize I sound like a self absorbed hipster douchebag when I write like this, but man, if you saw my current sad excuse for eyewear, you'd forgive my excitement. The frames I chose are this awesome smoky grey clear plastic. They make me feel like a young hot Anna Wintour. Yes.

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY - BREAKUP II MAKEOUT

So, Valentines Day is here. Some feel joy, some feel misery. My feelings are...mixed. It was a fukka year for Cobrapants. This mixtape was cathartic as hell,and chronicles my emotions post breakup to recovery. Worry not, a downer it ain't. In fact, I consider it thus far, my magnum opus when it comes to mixes. Recorded live in the studio in one single pass and aided by many tears, cigarettes and bottles of wine.
Kiss and make up. For all the lonely hearts and the loving hearts, Cobrapants loves you all...

SENDSPACE DL BREAKUP II MAKEOUT

GORILLAZ STYLO - LABRYNTH REMIX

Sorry if I'm Gorillaz-yaing out, but I need to strive for the "scoop". This is in my inbox today, an 8bit crunchy dirty remix. Yo, that shit's so fresh it's not even on hypem yet. Golf claps all round for Labrynth. Also included is the Alex Metric...more party-tastic remix. Both are solid.
Stylo - Labrinth Remix.mp3

Gorillaz_-_Stylo__Alex_Metric_Remix_.mp3

COUNTDOWN TO HEARTBREAK 2

Tomorrow I plan on re-unveiling (is that a word?) the valentine's mix...for now I am leaving you with probably...what my damaged heart considers its favorite and most romantic song ever.
Ever.

David_Bowie_-_Absolute_Beginners.mp3

COUNTDOWN TO HEARTBREAK

Ah, Valentine's Day approaches. Personally, I love Valentine's Day. Here's to beautiful melancholy and heartbreak. Also, "Meet Me Halfway" is a total guilty pleasure and made a grillion times better if possible by the inclusion of the Little Boots. Courtesy of DJ Maggie Mash

Halfway Earthquake.mp3

GORILLAZ - PLASTIC BEACH

Aww fuck I am so stoked about this upcoming release. The list of collaborators is enough to make you want to cream. Bobby Womack, Paul Simonen, Mick Jones, Snoop Dogg, Lou Reed, Barry Gibb..and the list goes on. Apparently it is rumoured to be the LAST Gorillaz album...which...rather sucks.

A ton of bonus goodies will be included in the deluxe release, DVD of the making of, access to crazy online games, extra video and audio. Check the video trailer.

Gorillaz - Plastic Beach Orchestral Trailer

Gorillaz | MySpace Music Videos

Here's "Stylo". Srsly, I've been rockin this all evening long and it makes me feel all smooth and silky.

SEX NERD

I got REALLY drunk at a DJ gig last week and left the power supply for my laptop at the venue. How unprofessional, I know. What's more pathetic is how I've been rationing my internet time watching my battery drain slowly..slowly. But whatever. I got my shit back, we're all good.

I need glasses. I can't see for shit. It makes for some embarrassing moments. But I'm on the case. Right now I'm all about Super Eyewear. Pretty clunky/eighties/douchebaggy but classic. I can't resist. Having a hard time deciding between


The top pair are called "Aspen"...and that blue fade is sick, but the "Crystal Nerd" is appealing for so many obvious reasons.

Even though they come in a classic black, I'm gonna opt for total geek hotness with an additional pair of frames in a Cat's Eye shape. I once had a bitchin' pair..sadly they were damaged when I got into a fistfight with a bum. I stumbled across this vintage online store and omg if some of these aren't the best ever.
VINTAGEOUS




Play this loud and unleash your inner Sex Nerd.
Bluescreen.mp3

SELF - WHAT A FOOL BELIEVES

Yacht Rock is eternal and will never die. Here's a cover of the Doobie Brothers "What A Fool Believes" by Self. It makes me happy.

KLEPTONES - UPTIME/DOWNTIME

Fans of mash and bastard pop, rejoice! Kleptones is back. With TWO separate and distinct mixes. "Uptime" is all screamin' awesomeness...Beastie Boys doing battle with Prodigy, Guns N Roses Vs. Cybotron....Flying Pickets!?!!?....Munk!?!? Awesome.

"Downtime" is...exactly that...downtime. I'm chillin' to it right now.
Uptime by The Kleptones

Head to the Kleptones site to nab them both in hi rez glory...
http://www.kleptones.com/pages/downloads_ud.html
For a full breakdown of all samples, check the Wiki mess...
Kleptones Uptime/Downtime

HEIDI MONTAG, YOU SUCK!!!

So reality star Heidi Montags musical opus "Superficial" has to date, sold a stunning 658 copies since its release. I imagine it's a total piece of shit. Wow. There is Right in this world. Although I feel bad for her, cutting up her face with all that plastic surgery. What a freak. Maybe it's 3 AM, maybe I've had too much wine but if you had the kind of night I had, then you'd be drunk too. I suggest listening to these songs instead of Heidi Montag.
WARPAINT "BILLIE HOLIDAY"
METRONOMY "WHAT DO I DO NOW?"

DAVID GUETTA & POSSIBLE WILL.I.AM IDENITY CRISIS????

So, after a slew of DJing gigs at the gay bar, I'm shamefully enjoying half of the David Guetta album "One Love". I've always (and perhaps wrongly) lumped the majority of Guetta fans in the Homo and Guido camps (in depth Jersey Shore post to follow)...and I'm not saying that as a bad thing. In fact, I'm a little queer at times, so it makes sense. Thank you boyz, for showing me half the way.

Anyhow, one of my favorite tracks "I Wanna Go Crazy" features Will.I.Am What's kinda weird is that he seems to be channeling his inner Divine. Decide for yourself.

DAVID GUETTA & WILL.I.AM "I WANNA GO CRAZY"


DIVINE "JUNGLE JEZEBEL"


I also enjoy the subject matter, where Will tells us of his desire to get with a Suicide Girl. I did once, in Portland. Her name was Stormy, and she was too hot. Good times. You can find her photo on the ever so handy "Scene Sluts By State" website.

AIR: THE SEXIEST BAND EVER?

I just got a Chantelle Caprice demi bra. I've been waiting to get one of these for a hell of a long time. It's a true nipple skimmer, and pretty damned femme. I almost cannot bear to go without it for any amount of time. No, that is not me in the photo but rest assured I rock it just as hard as the model does.


If there were to be some sort of musical accompaniment for this proclamation, I'm gonna have to go with tried and true AIR for the French sexiness. Good thing they have a gorgeous new video out for "So Light Is Her Footfall". Bad thing is, Astralwerks has disabled embedding so you're gonna have to click on through to the other side for visuals.
OFFICIAL VID

AUDIO: "SO LIGHT IS HER FOOTFALL"

HANDSOME FURS

When I'm hanging out with my clever muso friends, I like to play a game called "X + Y = ???" It's pretty fun. In this case, it'd be Joe Strummer + Suicide = Handsome Furs.
Face Control snuck onto my top ten of '09 list at the very last second. The deciding factor being a kickass makeout session to the second half of the album. TMI? Piss off, I'm doing y'all a favour and helping to get you laid.


THY WILL BE DONE


RADIO KALININGRAD

SEPHORA WHORA

I recently came to the realization that Music isn't everything in life. Don't get me wrong, it's fuckin' important but there are other things..like shoes...and eyeshadow..and crotchless panties.

On the quest for the most effective wrinkle cream ever, I've become a Sephora vulture. I'm totally into this Make Up Forever eyeshadow.


I'm also super feelin' Frances Smiley lingerie. They make the classiest crotchless panty around. In silk, mothafuckas. Don't let the Nicole Ritchie endorsements scare you off.


http://www.francessmilylingerie.com

I TOOK A BREAK/THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY

So,
I decided to blog tonight and though it's 2 am this should not be considered a drunk post by any means. I got bored with the scene, got busy djing, and busy getting single. There's my explanation, take it or leave it. Whatever, I'm back. I think.
Let's see how this goes.

During my little dark night of the soul Midnight Juggernauts proved to be one of my favorite bands. Fukka I cannot wait to enjoy this new album.